Excerpts from The Ultimate Slacker’s Guide to Success:
Number 36
“Don’t make any attempt to answer questions on your own – Just start asking questions.”
Ask, ask, ask. The more people you can get on your side to help you the better. This tactic makes people think that you are trying to be as thorough as possible and only want to make sure that the assignment gets done correctly.
Number 54
“Spend all day talking about what what you are going to do with the winnings from your Lotto ticket.”
Say you will buy something expensive and that you will take everybody with you. Everybody hates a winner, but then again everybody roots for the underdog. You are golden with this one.
Number 96
“Wear athletic cream the first time you meet your boss or other important co-workers.”
When your co-workers or higher-ups smell the athletic cream, they will know immediately that you have some sort of injury (or at least they will think you do!). Make sure you have a good comeback line, just incase they ask you what has happened to you. If asked,tell them, “My knee has been hurting again. I messed it up running in that marathon trying to get a better time.”
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